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Day 2. 177 Miles. Commode (Love) Story

Theres so many songs about love. Few have anything new to offer. The Coup’s Laugh/Love/Fuck pumps out of my Bluetooth speaker. With Boots Riley on the chorus stating “I’m here to laugh, love, fuck and drink liquor – and help … Continue reading →

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Day 1. 108 Miles. Just Peachy State Of Mind.

Math quiz: how many carbon fiber centuries equal 76 miles in direct 20 mph (40 mph gust) headwinds on a 50 lb bike with another 50 lbs of gear? And please, express your answer in milligrams of ibuprofen. This counts … Continue reading →

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Day 0.5. 32 Miles. The Journey Of A Thousand Two Hundred Fifty Miles.

Oh look, we’ve time travelled back into that same day of driving, Day 0, where I’m now stopped and taking a piss alongside my cousin’s open passenger door, Bills game tailgate style. Huguenot Memorial Park, my selected insertion point, is … Continue reading →

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