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Day 3. 209 Miles. Day Trois.

Three. Is the magic number. Ask Posdnuos. Ask Trugoy. Can’t, bc he’s dead. So you better ask somebody. By day three the vacation is out of our systems. By day three I start to get into the restorative reality of … Continue reading

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Day 2. 135 Miles. Bro, Canada.

O Canada. Our home and native land. Campground morning one with Chad is rather tits. Awesome. Great. Just the day before, he couldn’t stop talking about butts and boobs in Montreal. Now it’s quiet and calm. Coffee brews and waste … Continue reading

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Day 1. 67 Miles. 108 Kilometers And Running.

I’m on the shores of the St Lawrence River, feeling a feeling which must be what it’s like to be ass raped in a Canadian prison. The offending offender’s name is Chad. He tells me so I don’t have to … Continue reading

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