Day 2. 104 Miles. Winding Up.

Just listen to the wind blow. Let it blow. Let it blow. Sand over my trail. Got my saddle on the ground and that ol moon can still be found high in the desert sky.

A little bit of my personal day two morning statistics:

  • 8 hours of sleep
  • 1 lodge-provided hot breakfast
  • 2 šŸ’©
  • 15 miles
  • 2500 feet elevation gain
  • 3 mph average speed

Fast forward and Damon and I are in Pine Valley having lunch. We are gassed… without the gasoline. Yesterday’s climb didn’t even compare to this morning’s; we both agree stopping short was a food idea. I’m still processing the 4 miles of Interstate Highway 8 we also just had to ride. I’ve never rode on one before. ā€˜Twas my first but shan’t be my last. It’s illegal as fuck in the Empire State but here in the Golden State it’s sometimes the only way you can gain passage via bicycle. I thought it would be a bit more unnerving, but the well-maintained ten foot shoulder treats me well. Plenty of little dick energy flies by at 90mph, though I’ll spare you the details.

After lunch, we’re in Cleveland National Forest and reach 4,200 feet of elevation and I’m fixating on the dropping temperature and increasing winds. One might call it concerning. I get a weather notification about a High Wind Warning. 20-25 mph sustained winds with 50-60 mph gusts. I’m going to call it down right alarming.

Mechanical failure rears its ugly head as Damon’s chain snaps on an uphill. I remove a link and we keep rolling, but he’s probably down a couple more gears now. In times like these, a network of bicycle tourist hospitality types called Warmshowers sometimes comes in handy. A guy named Ben in Jacumba had previously given me permission to camp on his land, and it turns out he can get us out of the ensuing windstorm via and old RV. Now we just have to make it there without incident.

With a few well earned descents we cover 15 good miles before the mountain winds come whipping in. First, I only notice the gusts kicking up when I come around a bend on a downhill and it smacks me in my face. Later, I’m broadsided by one and almost thrown off my steed into the road. This is a white knuckle affair. A royal rumble championship match. Fortunately we only get hit head-on about 10% of the time, as we gut out another 20-25 miles of climbs and descents — gripping hard and trying not to fall off a cliff or get blown into traffic. Wind is nature’s biggest fan. After 4,603 feet of total elevation gain, some life threatening gusts, and miles upon miles of stupid expensive dumb ass border wall, Ben’s quirky spread of land lays just beyond a UFO cemetery. I don’t have the energy to stop or to make that up; I promise pictures when I go past it again tomorrow morning.

This place is tits. Ben is even down with universal health care like any same human being. Our RV smells a little funky and rocks back and forth with the 50+ mph winds outside, but we have electricity, water, heat, a stove and shelter. There’s also a tower. A wonderful view. A bell. A Ganesha. Som me sort of photo and video shoot. Marshall Tucker Band lyrics on a wall. Three dogs. And of course this beautiful cock:

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The obligatory fully loaded bicycle pic strikes again.

And with all new fully loaded-ing!

After years of heaping praise on my army navy surplus bags, I broke the bank on a set of Ortliebs. Plus a handlebar bag, something I’ve previously opposed. There’s so much room for activities.

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Actual Day 1. 51 Miles. Ain’t Nothing To It But To Do It.

Planes are landing a half mile away from me at like 5am. I’m still on a New York State of time zone; I’m up and out of bed as a Delta airliner descends in an overcast sky just above the little courtyard I’m in. I mean just above. I hope the next one ain’t the one to interrupt me chugging a liter of water by landing a bit short. It does not. Damon and I connect thoughts over a large pot of coffee. His YouTube research pays off and he’s devised an adjustment allowing him first and second gears! He feels confident to head out. Candy’s friend Janice arrived yesterday. Only two of us are leaving on bicycle, but everyone’s up and at em… Hello lunar new year. You’re the motherfuckin new year that counts, and we all know it.

My previous typical bike tour morning ritual goes something like this: Awaken. Caffeinate. Poop. Pack. Roll. Today’s rendition includes some photos and goodbyes sandwiched around what won’t be the last utterance of ā€œyou guys are crazyā€ that Damon and I will hear in the coming months. I wonder if ā€œSame Same But Differentā€ T-Shirts are still a thing on the streets of Kathmandu.

We hit a Whole Foods on our way out of town… and I now hate myself more for typing that. But peanut butter and oats, yo. It starts to rain fairly solidly and I have reason to believe that Tony! Toni! TonĆ©! — despite their excellent stage-name curation — are shitty weathermen. I was told California has been in a drought for 20 years and it’s pouring on my head. What’s next? Is the Earth not round?

Lets science our way back to this climb out of Saint James City presently colonizing my legs. Shit is no joke, especially on a first day of a first winter tour. Rubber legs. I check my back tire every five minutes thinking that it’s gotta be flat. My cardio is there but my muscles are feeling like it’s mile 55 or 60 on a usual first day, and it’s only mile 30. I’ve previously averaged 77 miles on first days of my last 4 tours. And I’m not shitting you. 77 miles is my actual average. Right here, on this site, one can scroll through and verify 74 mile, 77 mile, 63 mile and 94 mile totals respectively. And then one can do the required math. But that person that does all that would be a real asshole, and that is why I did it.

We gain more elevation. The rain has given way to a partly cloudy 55°; still even the level sections now feel like we’re ascending. First gear for hours. Straight six mile an hour steez. I’m making Slow Roll look like Tour de fucking France here, people. Excuse my French. My legs start to cramp as we take our break in Alpine CA and hit a Rite Aid in search of electrolytes.

With two hours of daylight left and only another 16 miles of climbing to Pine Valley, our designs on spending the night there are fading. Having run a half marathon together, Damon and I agree to call that this to coast jaunt is not a sprint. We call it a short day. We’ve got another day or day and a half in these mountains and I don’t wanna feel like totally drained shit the next or the next. If you’re setting you VCR to record this, the next five hours include such highlights a motelling, stretching, mapping, hydrating, and some bomb ass Chinese food. Head. Pillow. Buenos noches, bitches. If you’re keeping score at home, my mile-to-luxury ratio is way off the chart compared to what it used to be. Slum Village’s Raise It Up blares out the Boombtix and I remember that I’m taking every advantage I can get this time around. Thank Dilla, you saved my life again. Bonus nachos.

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