Advanced Remote Sleeping

Camping. I was never into much. Until it became sleeping at the end of a long day of bicycle touring. In the western USA this is understood, as town parks not only allow, but encourage to camp in them. But out east, camping is big business. It costs $20 or $30 to set up a tent amongst RVs with satellite TV and sleep for 6 hours. Unless you’re clever.

I’ve heard it called guerilla camping, phantoming, and stealth tenting. Recently, I learned the phrase “remote sleeping”. I love that one the most. I’ve done this all tour: behind a gas station two nights ago, the aforementioned park in Fargo, in the middle of some Wisconsin woods. Wait for the sun to set, pop up the tent, be out before dawn. It’s the only way I know.

So today I arrive in St Ignace Michigan. I need a place to sleep. I look up the state park online, it’s $3 for group camping. I call to verify, sure nuff. Wow! Finally some sanity. But when I get there, they inform me that I need to be in a group of ten to qualify, $30 minimum. I can’t go make friends and be part of a current group. I check my budget, $30 is out of the question.

I cruise the rest of the city. No open fields behind churches. No schools that i can find. Finally I spot some hidden space behind two abandoned buildings. I decide to wait for sunset but the local police are on to me. Snooping me hard. They know what I’m up to. I decide to find another location and head back toward the wooded area on the water. All private property; no trespassing signs everywhere.

Finally I come up on a cemetery, creepy yes. But it’s my last option and it’s getting dark. I ride thru and see a fence with a two foot opening for walkers. I slide thru there, notice some people hanging out and think I’m on more private land. But after a moment I realize I actually came in the back door of the same state park I where had started!! Amazing. Open campsite, tent goes up, I go in. Remote sleeping at it’s finest. Good night.

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Roadkill

I’ve traversed about 2,000 miles so far and I’ve seen all sorts of creatures mashed up along the highway: skunk, deer, raccoons, snakes, birds, and even an owl. But by far the most common roadkill I’ve encountered is oddly butterflies.

Many many many butterflies are meeting their doom along highways and back road across the USA. I understand that people kill deer for sport, typically dislike skunks and raccoons, an may be terrified of snakes (hi Suha!); but what’s with the all out blood lust o butterflies? It’s so senseless.

So the next time you’re enjoying your favorite beverage, poor a little out for the monarch butterflies who have been gnarled up from coast to coast.

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Seventy Seven and Curry

Numbers are great. Better than words. I’ve always enjoyed mathematics more than language. Several times on this I’ve been tempted several times to discuss highway numbers I’ve biked on and their relevance to my situation. I’ve finally found real.

Today I took a detour off of good ole highway 2, and headed north on a highway numbered one of my favorite numbers (and year of my birth), seventy seven. I’ve been on some other pretty great highway numbers, like 3 or 45 or 69; but 77 took the cake, or should I say, the curry and the cake. Just 3 days ago, 77 was not a planned, ride – i would have in fact cruised right past it – but once again I had been offered hospitality, so the detour was green lit. I stopped at the junction of 2 and 77, peed on a BP service station (well, in back of it) and trekked northbound.

Michigan 77 north led me to a road called “10 Curves”, which as I rode it had more than 10 curves. Then some rolling hills on a county road, then a gravel road, then a dirt road, then the lovely home of my Warm Showers hosts, Gary and Jan. Gary is a huge bicycle tourist, Jan is into a lot but discussed fishing at length. Both can cook their butts off and I am so thankful for that.

Vegetarian Japanese curry, homemade bread and homemade jam, and the most amazing salad I’ve ever had in my entire life. Not the mention the homemade chocolate cake for desert, the sun brewed barley tea and the homemade cookies before dinner! Word is there’s coffee and pancakes in the morning!! After a few days living in the rain and guerilla camping in the woods, a shower and a shelter would have been luxury; but the food and conversation have put my stay here into the stratosphere.

Tomorrow I head out to St Ignace with a chance of rain. I’ll be rooting for it not to rain. It will be my last day in the Upper Peninsula; but I’ll certainly be back. I hear the fall colors are amazing and this place definitely deserves some ink space on my body.

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