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Day 7. 446 Miles. What Is A Title Other Than A Restriction On Creativity?

The great raccoon stalker of East York isn’t a real thing. Well. It wasn’t until it was. And then it was. So now it is. Camped out in the most urban of environments, this little fucker fucks with me all … Continue reading

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Day 0. Objective MTL

Bon jour. From basically utopia. Go ahead, combine the best parts of New Orleans, Barcelona and Mexico City into a city I can drive to in under 7 hours (but for some reason don’t nearly as much as I’d like), … Continue reading

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Day 5. 337 Miles. A Magical World.

I live in a magical world. In a magical world. In a magical world. Why do you wanna wake me from such, a beautiful dream? Campground bathrooms really need elevator music. I’m in a two stall shitter and the guy … Continue reading

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