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Day 1. 108 Miles. Just Peachy State Of Mind.

Math quiz: how many carbon fiber centuries equal 76 miles in direct 20 mph (40 mph gust) headwinds on a 50 lb bike with another 50 lbs of gear? And please, express your answer in milligrams of ibuprofen. This counts … Continue reading

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Day 0.5. 32 Miles. The Journey Of A Thousand Two Hundred Fifty Miles.

Oh look, we’ve time travelled back into that same day of driving, Day 0, where I’m now stopped and taking a piss alongside my cousin’s open passenger door, Bills game tailgate style. Huguenot Memorial Park, my selected insertion point, is … Continue reading

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Day 0. 0 Miles. Foot Print Cross-Check.

What in the actual fuck is this? No diving sign below a 0 feet 0 inch sign? Not one but two. I consider diving right in. It is my signature style after all. It doesn’t work. Are we this dumb … Continue reading

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