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Day 0.5. 32 Miles. The Journey Of A Thousand Two Hundred Fifty Miles.

Oh look, we’ve time travelled back into that same day of driving, Day 0, where I’m now stopped and taking a piss alongside my cousin’s open passenger door, Bills game tailgate style. Huguenot Memorial Park, my selected insertion point, is … Continue reading →

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Day 0. 0 Miles. Foot Print Cross-Check.

What in the actual fuck is this? No diving sign below a 0 feet 0 inch sign? Not one but two. I consider diving right in. It is my signature style after all. It doesn’t work. Are we this dumb … Continue reading →

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Day -3, 2, 1. 0 Miles. Spring Brake 4 No 1.

It’s legit Ramadan, Lent, Passover and the Full Moon all at the same fucking time. Bee tee dubs, that’s listed in reverse order of fabrication, for those of you that observe time as a reality. Or goofy religions beliefs. 30% … Continue reading →

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