Category Archives: day off thoughts

La Carmen

Almost five years ago, I went out to pick up Chinese food. When I got home with it, this hot mess was drunkenly double fisted in my kitchen and —despite having never met — we immediately connected, bullshitting and bantering … Continue reading

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World View Fuckin’ Scenic

Yes, it took me 90 days to post this. So what? Just get in the time machine of your mind and pretend its October 2021. You know, that cozy place between Delta and Omicron when nothing hurt and everything was … Continue reading

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Forty Five Days Later

On a ten mile commute to visit my cousin (aka my dentist), I imagine I’m out on the southern tier, again. Or the northern tier, again. Or any tier anywhere, ever. I self-hallucinate my way into some sort of geographical … Continue reading

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