TTT22 #9 New Orleans, Louisiana (x2)

Nein!! Number nine on my fave travel spots this year goes to my fave city in the USA, the Big Easy aka New Orleans. A former number on destination back a few years ago, this year I had the privilege of visiting the Crescent City not once, but twice in 2022. Those two visits represented the 6th and 7th occasions of my visit. So clearly I love the shit out of this city. And quite a lot of shit it has to love.

My visit in February affords me a glimpse of the start of Mardi Gras and a deep dive into “The Importance of Living” by Lin Yutang. Published nearly a century ago, this best seller is timeless and perhaps more relevant now than when it came out. Gems like “No one can really stop growing old; he can only cheat himself by not admitting he is growing old”. Pronouns didn’t mean so much in 1937, content, impact and knowledge reigns supreme over nearly everybody. Shoutout to KRS-One. I pour through pages in the sacred place that is NOLA City Park, yet the Krewe of Chewbaccus parade and a fully authentic crawfish boil with my homie Rock (that’s his real name) are truly the memorable happenings.

When I return in October, I find myself more at home than ever. I walk across Rampart. It’s clear I have concern amongst the pedestrian life hazards. Homie is in the same Frogger life existence, looks at me dead in the eye and says “Scary stuff”. I reply, “Yeah… cars don’t care”, thinking of my potential oncoming blunt force trauma injuries. And cars definitely don’t care. Moments later and a ring camera around the corner from Bourbon announces out loud that I’m being camera recorded. I lean against poles, eavesdrop on ghost tours and patio vooudoo banter. Various strangers continue to offer real treasure maps of wisdom, completely unprovoked. Sitting on a bench in Jackson Square, drunk moms and grandmas take a liking to me. We chat and laugh hysterically over whatever — until these KC natives find out I’m from Buffalo, “The Bills? Ugh”. Thats because my team just kicked their team’s ass. Later, I’m sitting in an Irish pub on Magazine Street when an ER doctor chats me up. We bond over emergencies and then the question presented: “Is it really spooky if it isn’t here?”. I don’t know what it means, but I like it. It’s halloween time… spooky season as the Beckys call it. So my friend and local celebrity MC Chrissy takes me out to eat and then to a hidden ghost/vampire themed speakeasy, it’s cooler than anything I’ve seen in a while — even if the drinks are mega overpriced. She’s a doll and one of the most genuine people I know. If that’s spooky, then I don’t wanna be fearless.

The next day, it’s 72 degrees and sunny. I’m back in my City Park happy space and riding around on a rental bike; I take a break, use the bathroom and seek shelter under a picnic shelter. Pensively relaxing, an elder approaches me. Initially, I’m apprehensive. I don’t wanna really talk right now. I’m not trying to be asked for anything. Instead, this man makes some of the most profound and impactful statements I’ve ever heard, Maybe he knows what I need to hear. “There’s no greater blessing than to travel to other places”. It’s like he know’s I’ve been to 48 US states and 43 foreign nations — and that I just spent last month in Europe. He’s been all over the world. He chooses to speak about his experiences in Saudi. He’s not Muslim, so I assume he was there as a contract worker. Doesn’t make much difference. He’s dropping science: “I would have taken better care of my body”. It’s like he knows how much I’ve been thinking about my own health and making intentions to improve my nutrition and exercise habits. I never get his name, but I’ll never forgot our twenty minutes together and I can never thank him enough for his insight and kindness in the moment. In the end, one question has always come up every single time I’ve come to New Orleans, “why don’t I live here”. Who knows? Maybe one day I will, or at least I’ll have the answer.

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TTT22 #10: Belgrade Serbia

Number ten city on my travels in 2022 is also my shortest trip of the year. Quite enjoyable though. My entry into foreign nation numero cuarenta y tres stands out in a plethora of manifestations. Manifestos. My flight out of IST requires an hour and a half long bus ride, so this journey to the cultural capital of the Balkan Peninsula and former Yugoslavia starts at 2am on zero sleep and continues with raised awareness. I’m flying to Belgrade, Serbia on Air Serbia and apparently I’m flying on business class. It’s an hour flight and I have full run of the entire menu. Plus an empty middle seat. Plus — since Serbia is technically a 13 hour layover on my way from Anatolia to Catalonia — access to their airport lounge. A ponder how well I could sleep a couple hours in there. The plane boss, the plane lands. It’s still dark. An hour later. But two hours with a time zone change. The Nik Tesla airport is minimal as fuck. Seems like a giant construction zone. No shops. No cafes. Toilets and passport control. I’m exhausted yet I stick to the script of hitting the city center and taking it in, cousin of death be damned. I have nothing to declare and step out into the crispy cool darkness. Fuck it. I step on the local bus. The driver confirms it’s heading to the center and waves me on when I ask “how much?”. Public transport for the win. I hop off the 72 at the downtown bus station. Much closer to things I wanna see.

A city which has been continuously occupied for over 7000 years, it’s early Saturday morning and nothing is open yet. Like nothing. Hoping for a comfy coffee shop, I instead head to Kalemegdan city park. Apparently it’s a nice drop into the Danube; the heavy fog is beautiful but occludes the view. The chilliness persists, nevertheless the sun has finally peaked out and I find a lit bench and pass out. Wake up and I’ve donated my body heat to the atmosphere. It’s still cold and I get up get walking. 4 fully backpacked miles later and I’m into a triple shot latte and a marvelous public poop. Pack up and Republic Square has a Saturday sweets festival of some sort. Ice cream. Donuts. Candy. Cakes. I could go on. I lounge up in the sun on the public statue steps. Everyone else is doing it. It’s feels good.

Turns out Belgrade hosts tons of various cultural events, BBC named them one of the five most creative cities in the world. Also turns out that Belgrade is considered one of the best — if not the best — nightlife cities in Europe. Lonely Planet named them best party city in the world back in 09. Too bad I won’t be here late, my flight out is at 6pm.

I walk more. There’s cool things being set up in another park I find. I have no idea what it is. No idea whatsoever. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Young people smiling. This is nice. Urban land mines. Not so nice. I almost step in some dog poop checking out graffiti: “remember Kosovo is Serbia”. I dunno I’m not feeling political. It might be. It might not be. I don’t give a fuck, I head over to get a taste of some authentic Serbia food, which is delicious. I decide to head back to the airport early, tired and desirous to soak up some free airport lounge access. There, I eat and drink more. And more. Eventually I board the plane, and trout is served with actual metal utensils as we hit cruising altitude. Superb Serbs when it comes to cuisine, and I eat two days worth of food in a half day. Maybe one day I’ll be back with more time to enjoy the nightlife.

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TopTenTravels from 2022

Used to do this on the reg. Back in the old days, the before times, pre Panda. When anyone went anywhere with much frequency. Well, right now — like right now, right now — I’m riding solo on my couch watching stupid Christmas movies and couldn’t give a flying fuck whenever Covid is over or was ever or or whatever… all I know is that I went to more than ten places this year!!! First time since 2019 that i’ve been lucky enough to once again travel a whole shit ton. I hope all you out there in the imaginary audience of readers I probably don’t really have did too.

And to be clear, if you’re gonna go ahead and publish your own top ten list you god damn better well have been on more than ten travels this year. Somewhere gotta go. Sacrifice matters. Them’s the rules. I didn’t make ‘em; you didn’t make ‘em. Butt. This is the way they’re traditionally handed down and that’s the way it’s always been done. So sayeth the spoke gods. Now let’s get going…

HONORABLE MENTION:

Loop Full of FLowers Ride

Ah!!! Hahah… see all the dids that I did right there? Despite the fact that every single entry on my 2022 top ten list is a single city, my honorable mention destination pick isn’t one city — instead the entire state of Florida. Floriduh as my cousin and sunshine state resident would spell it. And I think he’s a doctor or something too. So yeah. Nonetheless. My thirteen day, seven hundred sixty three mile (1,228 km) solo ride was a wonderfully reinvigorating physical and mental excursion. In the sunshine, Roy Ayers. It barely beats out a 9 day group ride with my besties Damon and Kara from NYC to Buffalo in June and — like that Empire Trail travel — is well documented on this here website… so “READ ALL ABOUT IT” motherfuckers. And with that I’ll leave us with this crunchy tidbit: exactly zero of my 2022 toptentravels is documented beyond a passing mention on this site, so strap in, strap on or strap up… a new year is coming.

My location paper journal and notes reflect a broad range of wisdom from reading, people I met, and signs I saw on the refreshing ride.
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