I just got ass raped by a 400 lb Australian man named Kevin

…not literally. But once again my lack of jet boil French press mixed with my addiction to coffee has bitten me in the ass.

I decided I’d spend some money at the KOA cafe. I wasn’t very hungry so instead of the $6 pancakes, bacon and coffee or OJ breakfast special, I’d simply opt for a coffee…. Grand total $4!

Not that its a lot. It’s pretty standard in some parts. But it’s more the issue that for $2 more I could’ve had the special. Maybe one day I’ll go to prison and the pain I feel now will be outweighed by relations with a large man named Bubba Lee.

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2 Responses to I just got ass raped by a 400 lb Australian man named Kevin

  1. Digging the blog. Kevin is hot

  2. anthonycaferro's avatar tonycaferro says:

    In all fairness to Kevin. I know we was just going his job. Also I went back to get his photo and realized he wasn’t as big as I thought, so adjusted my estimate from 450 to 400 lbs.

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